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Girls: would this be the ideal perfect date with a guy?
He shows up in a 89′ Ford Station Wagon blasting Star Wars Theme song. Then his car breaks down halfway to your destination and you get to help him change the tires for an hour and a half.
You miss Good Luck Chuck so you see Saw IV, afterwards go to McDonalds(on a budget of $1 for the both of you). He argues with the manager since they won’t accept the buy one, get one free coupon. They eventually cave in and give you both free burger meals.
He then took you to a Home Depot to return some boxes. While you’re in Home Depot, a tornado warning goes off and you’re forced to stay there half an hour. Then he decides to stay another hour browsing in their refridgerator section.
Afterwards you go home and watch Napoleon Dynamite at home would that be a romantic evening?
Oh, and if he gave you a piece of gum and a paperclip and a recorded VHS of Spaceballs as gifts would that be great?
Scale of 1-10 on how great that would be. Would that girl want to go date him again?
LOL! No way! This is a joke, right?
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